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toilets archives
electric swishers
what are these things about ? they were on a power line over the thames. they look like targets or urinal swishers
wait a full 5 minutes before flushing again
wait a full five minutes, but starting from when ?
day 8 picton castle and 'dog messes'
day 8 was particularly wet so we went to picton castle with it's gardens and er castle. we had a great guided tour of the downstairs of the castle and even got to see some rooms off the usual tourist route due to the lack of visitors !
we spent a good number of hours there wandering round the garden, tearoom etc and the girls did a quiz round the garden.
but the best thing was the sign above which was in their loos. is this not the best toilet sign ever ? brilliant use of 'dog messes'
emergency toilet
silent world didn't have a public toilet. probably to keep the noise down.
master blaster ?
how desperate are you ? in some cases a toilet won't suffice and you'll be choosing the master blaster option
cable
sneaky hidden sign
the 30 pence to spend a penny shocker
i don't mind paying my way, although i'd rather not have to pay 20 pence to have a tinkle in paddington station. however, my need was great, and my walk had been long so i decimated i was prepared to part with 20 pence as well as some liquid (apologies if your eating)
anyway, i popped my 20 pence piece in the barrier slot and it didn't open. bit of a shock actually as i was expecting it to open and walked in to it. the chap above then appeared and told me the price had gone up to 30 pence.
i decided that was too much for a wee, so pressed the reject button, but my coin wasn't returned. i told the chap i wasn't prepared to pay 30 pence and i wanted my 20 pence back as a matter of principle. he said the machine wouldn't give it back !
so we had a little stand-off with me saying "i'd like my 20 pence back please" and him saying "it's 30 pence now, and you can't have it back sorry". so i asked if i could take his photo to celebrate the difficult predicament we were in. he kindly agreed, and gave me a smile, then we went back to politely arguing.
anyway, another customer came along and he let us both in for an additional 10 pence as consolation for the price going up and the lack of refunds. that was kind of him, and i think was a special offer for the first day of the new pricing structure.
on the way out i saw the sign informing customers of the increased price. the problem was it was too bright which resulted in urban eyes failing to spot it.
so there we are. the story of my trip to the toilet on monday evening. it doesn't get better than this (and for that i can only apologise).
it's not like anyone reads the words here anyway !
anyway, i popped my 20 pence piece in the barrier slot and it didn't open. bit of a shock actually as i was expecting it to open and walked in to it. the chap above then appeared and told me the price had gone up to 30 pence.
i decided that was too much for a wee, so pressed the reject button, but my coin wasn't returned. i told the chap i wasn't prepared to pay 30 pence and i wanted my 20 pence back as a matter of principle. he said the machine wouldn't give it back !
so we had a little stand-off with me saying "i'd like my 20 pence back please" and him saying "it's 30 pence now, and you can't have it back sorry". so i asked if i could take his photo to celebrate the difficult predicament we were in. he kindly agreed, and gave me a smile, then we went back to politely arguing.
anyway, another customer came along and he let us both in for an additional 10 pence as consolation for the price going up and the lack of refunds. that was kind of him, and i think was a special offer for the first day of the new pricing structure.
on the way out i saw the sign informing customers of the increased price. the problem was it was too bright which resulted in urban eyes failing to spot it.
so there we are. the story of my trip to the toilet on monday evening. it doesn't get better than this (and for that i can only apologise).
it's not like anyone reads the words here anyway !
aussie bum urinal
in a nice coincidence type of way i took a photo of this urinal without realising the significance of the advert in the background
VIPee area
these toilets had an area which was cordoned off. it was quite a posh place so i suspect that it was the VIPee area.
jolly paper towel dispenser
i've taken pictures of these towel dispensers before, but they are so jolly i thought i'd do another one !
it's a man thing
the cost of spending a penny in brussels seems to be about 40 euro cents. this one was quite nice, despite the rather intrusive signage.
additional toilets
quite what is going on here ? are the additional toilets really up that pole ?
hand drier instructions
i do like hand drier instruction diagrams. i'd take more pictures of them but i'm always slightly waring of taking photos in public toilets ! this one was a particularly good one (and empty) so i thought i'd share it with you.
the top picture looks like some hand shadow puppetry, and the lower one is very mysterious - look at the finger and the details in the ear. what IS going on ?
shorely not
shorley sent me this classic no loo-ing sign from amsterdam. excellent stuff.
please remove droppings after use
this would make a great sign for anyone's toilet
urinals this way
this is a great sign at Heathrow airport - a place with lots of non English speakers.
Urinal is such a brilliant word, but i suspect it doesn't translate too well. i'm going to try and use it more often, particularly when visiting friends. "can i use your urinal" ?
Urinal is such a brilliant word, but i suspect it doesn't translate too well. i'm going to try and use it more often, particularly when visiting friends. "can i use your urinal" ?
loo on the move
i was trying to think of a pun around the word 'motion'. something like 'this isn't much good if you suffer from motion sickness'. dunno. can you do better ?
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toilets are for customers only
toilet possessivenesss is still very much in evidence in modern england.
posh loo
look at the fancy door on this !
toilet seat
i miss working in london so much !
strange sculpture in ipswich
great signage to accompany this huge statue in ipswich
john's toilet pictures
john sent me two pictures of some fantastic toilets. it's got instructions which say 'do not stand on the toilet seat' which seems quite sensible.
and look at the fantastic receptacles. there's something for everyone here. urinals, a bin and a fireplace
i don't usually encourage toilet photography as it has the potential to go very wrong. but these are great !
obvious signage in the toilets
these signs started appearing in the toilet cubicle in an office i used to work in. i enjoyed they greatly. it's taken me months to get round putting them on here though. sorry if you've been waiting.
dog toilet
how brilliant is this ? it's a dog sign (of a varietty i haven't seen before) stuck on a human toilet door.
they should stick human signs on dog toilets. or perhaps they already do do.
toilets
the people on the left look a bit constipated, whilst the lady on the right has laid a couple of eggs (preecy eggs perhaps)
the strange toilet seat coincidence
i don't often see toilet seats, so i was delighted to see this one at the top of a no parking sign.
however, imagine my surprise when i came across another toilet seat way across london about 30 minutes later
do you ever have days like that ?
public conveniences - three options
i like the signage here (you may have to click the picture for a big version). It announces Public Conveniences and offers three options: 'gentlemen', 'ladies & disabled' and 'bus shelter'.
secret room in the coliseum
i went to the coliseum (home of Eno [not brian] yesterday for a meeting. i needed a power socket to plug my laptop in to send some emails and i was escorted to a little room by the staircase.
in it was a little table and an even smaller room with a sink (and i assume round the corner a toilet). unfortunately it was out of mobile and wifi coverage so it wasn't much use to me.
fancy that.
this toilet is temporarily closed
this toilet with its door wide open is temporarily closed.
shoot your poo
if you want to make something appealing to kids you need to turn it in to a computer game ... or ... associate it with poo. this classic ball shooting game (drop the balls down a pipe with air zooming through it to fire them) has been renamed as 'shoot your poo'.
the balls are the poos which can get cleansed by the water reeds (the things with teeth and eyes).
see, it makes perfect sense now i've explained it.
restrictions
i could see a problem here.
another belgian toilet related thing
another belgian day, another toilet related event. this time a sign (in english) on a bin
