the third man in our group was a mysterious no-show. hopefully we didn't frighten him away after our sad attempts last week. Anyway, after fiddling around for ages with tins and chocolate and beer and wine mike came up with the great idea of putting maltesers on a mirror.

below is a selection of things from tescos. all day breakfast in a tin was my favourite

and here's a picture of a can of beer. probably.

and here's dave the lecturer despairing at our poor attempts to subvert the genre and avoid cliches (or clinches)