how to blend in with a crowd
this chap has had a brilliant idea. he's dressed up as a fish. with a carrier bag.
what a brilliant idea. wouldn't it be great if everyone had to dress up like a fish one day a year. you could choose your own day of course so it everyone wouldn't be a fish on the same day - that would be silly.
Being a fish has certainly made him popular with women. Look at all those pretty gills - he's reeling 'em in...etc.