there was a fancy meal in a Scottish gallery on one night of my conference last week. we sat amongst all the famous paintings and ate our scran.

this chap shouted like a complete madman at this sausage for about 5 minutes before we were served with haggis. i think i'm going to adopt shouting at haggis in to our family dining routine

here's the starter (haggis, neep and tattis i think)

scottish beef

scottish chocolate pudding

of course if you'd tried setting up a table and having a meal during the day you would have been thrown out: