If there'd been four candles I could have done something unoriginal with that :¬) but how about this? (Cert PG, contains mild smut and awful puns)
Cactus: Hey, girls, you look like someone's blown you out. Wanna party with me?
1st Candle: Feelin' thorny, Mr C?
Cactus: Yowza! You girls are wicked!
2nd Candle: That's right. We all got wicks!
3rd Candle: But you ain't dippin' yours, Mr C! C'mon, girls, let's go wax our legs!
Vin said:
Scene 2
Cactus: Wait! You won't regret it - I'm one of Hollywood's highest-paid cactus. I'll share my pot with you.
1st Candle: Yeah, right! I've been burned before. I dated a cigarette once. We were well-matched, but he lied to me all the time.
3rd Candle: Yeah, for a while I was in love with a Swan Vestas - he was so matcho!
Cactus: But how could a cigarette lighter you?
1st Candle: He told me he was worth a packet, but he was just a cheap roll-up. I tried to stub him out, but he said he would damage my health.
2nd Candle: What happened?
1st Candle: He got smoked by a gang of teenagers.
2nd Candle: What a drag.
1st Candle: I kept his ashes, though.
Cactus: Why?
1st candle: Well, he may have been a bad lot, but he had a cute butt!
If there'd been four candles I could have done something unoriginal with that :¬) but how about this? (Cert PG, contains mild smut and awful puns)
Cactus: Hey, girls, you look like someone's blown you out. Wanna party with me?
1st Candle: Feelin' thorny, Mr C?
Cactus: Yowza! You girls are wicked!
2nd Candle: That's right. We all got wicks!
3rd Candle: But you ain't dippin' yours, Mr C! C'mon, girls, let's go wax our legs!
Scene 2
Cactus: Wait! You won't regret it - I'm one of Hollywood's highest-paid cactus. I'll share my pot with you.
1st Candle: Yeah, right! I've been burned before. I dated a cigarette once. We were well-matched, but he lied to me all the time.
3rd Candle: Yeah, for a while I was in love with a Swan Vestas - he was so matcho!
Cactus: But how could a cigarette lighter you?
1st Candle: He told me he was worth a packet, but he was just a cheap roll-up. I tried to stub him out, but he said he would damage my health.
2nd Candle: What happened?
1st Candle: He got smoked by a gang of teenagers.
2nd Candle: What a drag.
1st Candle: I kept his ashes, though.
Cactus: Why?
1st candle: Well, he may have been a bad lot, but he had a cute butt!
vin - you're out of control !
No, I'm OK now, I've taken my medication.