i went to an italian restaurant today with a colleague. the management were obviously obsessed with coffee and had put signs up all round the room and in red on the bottom of the menu warning about people having milky coffee with their meals. it's tone was very aggressive.

update: due to popular demand, you can now click the image for a bigger version. however, i didn't expect you to read it when i took it so i may need another trip to get a better shot. pizza anyone ?