Its nice how someone glued one down heads and one tails, and close together. A very well ordered and tidy prankster. Whenever I drop a pair of coins one heads off one way one the other and they separate (like reverse polarity on magnets..)as far as possible, at this point you have to decide which coin to go for first (usually the one with the higher value-the pound coin has a duller tone when it hits the deck, I think that this identifiable noise was part of the Royal Mints development specification when they abandoned the old pound note).

Try this yourself on a quiet pavement or practice at home for added financial security.

what a good idea. i thank you on behalf of all our readers !

do you have any advice on pensions and savings accounts ?

Superglue certificates/pension plans to the the ground. likewise, their value is best exploited by improving the wearability of otherwise vulnerable floor finishes.

i am floored by your genuis (which i hope is not flawed)