tree sack race
here's two trees having a sack race up a street. it'll be egg and spoon tomorrow and a three trunked race on wednesday.
the highlight will be the parent trees race on friday when a number of extremely competitive giant pine trees will come barging down the street (much to the embarrasement of the junior trees).
I thought your trees were looking somewhat furtive not to say suspicious, loitering by a lamp post and a doggie poo box. However I look forward to seeing the adult tree sack race. Will you be standing by with liquid fertiliser for the traumatised participants?