broken joke
here's another broken joke for you
a broken joke is a joke so well know from childhood that you can 'break it' and it still makes some sort of sense - but only if you know the original, so apologies if this is a culturally non inclusive
so eyes down, here we go:
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a man goes in a chip shop and says "can i have two portions of fish and chips please"
the shop owner replies "i heard you the first time".
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I have the feeling you have the first line of that joke wrong!!!!!
that's the point !
I ave re-read your post and feel that the broken bit does not make sense.
Here's my try.
"A dog."
AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Get it!
Huh?
Do you?
HAHAHAHAH!
Hoo boy.
On second glance, your effort was definitely superior.
yeeee haaaar !
My dog's got no nose?
How does he smell?
That's not my dog.